Kim just told me that a large chunk of the WalMart corporate staff has moved to offices in New York, at least in the garment and jewelry divisions. Raise an ear to the east, listen closely, and you can hear them speaking:
"They got trains that run down in caves!"
"Why do alla them fellers we meet with from th' joory business wear long curly sideburns and beanies? They sissies er sumthin? And whatta they mean when they call me a shluh–meel all the time?"
"Them cab drivers is about the funniest talkin' Mexicans I ever heard."
Just wait until somebody tells them about the Naked Cowboy. Thars a–gonna be some guns to be a–gettin'.
Friday, August 7, 2009
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Get a rope.
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