Sunday, July 19, 2009

Wienermobile Having Its Way with a House

What the hell kind of idiot could crash the Wienermobile into a house? At the end of a dead–end street. While making a 3–point turn. The story says the drive hit the gas instead of the brake. How many people do you know who have done that? Anyone? Not me. I've never even done that while driving with an Xbox controller, and that has way fewer years of muscle memory than driving a real vehicle with my feet. Seriously, if you can't tell the gas from the brake, and confusing the two pedals while turning around (therefore going very slowly and having more than enough time to react) results in you crashing into something, then the law should prevent you from ever driving again.

Wait, in the news report video (if you follow the links) the driver (a chick—typical) had it in the wrong gear (D instead of R). So which is it, bitch? Wrong gear or wrong pedal? Retard. Here's the Google street view of the house. So she clearly would've been making a 3–point turn, probably by first pulling into the red house's driveway. At which point you stop and put it in reverse. So smashing that far into the house from a dead stop would take the work of a supreme idiot.

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