Sunday, January 11, 2009

Microsoft Has Officially Gone Insane Even More and Turned 113% Gay

Witness this demo for Microsoft Songsmith. Not only is it rated S for Songtastic, it's also rated C for Corny, L for Lame, and UMGaG for Ugly Middle-eastern Gay Guy. Put it all together and it has a total rating of SCLUMGaG, which sounds exactly how horrible this video is. I think they've now surpassed the idiocy of the Ballmer fake commercial or whatever it was supposed to be, and the unfunny and unclever dumbass Seinfeld ads. And they have such a knack for picking goofy looking actors for their ads. But you know the old saying; monkey see, monkey do. Something like that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why did the pick a woman to play the boss whose facial expressions for "You disgust me, stop talking," face and her, "Damn that's a great jingle!" face look exactly the same?

brent said...

It is just so crap-tastic. If they had tried to sell it as a kid's toy then maybe... but you have an ad guy making his ad on there, and a musician using it to write songs. WTF? And then in the end the whole friggin' gay off-key family will be so much more happy because of songsmith? And how many times did they say "songsmith" in that ad?
I posted a video today of some guy doing a demo of it. That was the first I had heard of it until I saw it here.