Thursday, September 3, 2009

Here's a TV news story about a NJ Apple store getting ripped off by pansy limp–wristed dick–smoking dumb–as–fuck thieves (see, if news stories described them that way instead of as "pros", "spactacular", and "skilled", then they wouldn't be so ready to do crimes just to see themselves on TV). What's the deal with the voiceover? Is he auditioning for Hard Copy or Maury Povich? That's one of the goofiest news report voices I've ever heard. And did he record it from inside a plastic garbage can?

But then, it's NJ. What more can we expect?

No comments: