The Choppers

I understand what the artist was trying to do here, but didn't he look at the overall picture when he got done and think, "hey, that car is running down the road on giant man legs!" And what's with the midget wrestling? Finally, she's cupping her breast. Heh he-heh.

(As always, you probably need to click the missing image on that site to get the full-size image. Why doesn't he fix that?)

You're probably not surprised that I've seen this movie. Here, dig on the trailer, dad.

Don Knotts for Dodge

Web Fonts

Blogger finally added web fonts, since all decent browsers have been supporting them for a while now. Now if we could only rid the world of Arial and Comic Sans.

The Dirty Family Circus

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Cute Nurse

Without a doubt, my favorite part of M*A*S*H the TV show is the extremely good looking nurse that's leading the pack, running toward the camera. She runs nicely. Turns out she was even cuter than she looked in that shot.

Adobe Acrobat Bug

Adobe might wanna look at their folders once in a while while testing. Looks like somebody thought they could simply append the folder path they wanted to create (Adobe/Acrobat) onto an existing folder's name (Application Support) and the folders would magically appear.

Franks and Something

Best photo I've seen this week.

Thank You, Internet

Where else could one casually browse his daily blogs and find unexpected treasures like these? Life is good. I've gotta get myself a monkey.

The Sorrows

I stumbled onto this video. It's so clean - I'm not sure if it's video or film, but I'm guessing film because of the resolution and the bright lights aren't ghosting. I love love love that snare drum. Damn! And everybody being a little out of tune kinda fits. Although the bass player gets out of whack at one point and sounds like he's a fret too low. Either his bass quickly goes out of tune by a lot or he really is hitting wrong notes.

Xmas Cheer

This Harrods employee needs to be more gruntled.

Fatties Abound

46.3 of America is considered obese, leading the world in grossness. Yeah! America! Fuck yeah!

Evans Heads

Who's the guy that designs and builds machines that make things? I want that job.

Cherry Blossom

Would this poster make you want to see the movie? Not me. I'm not into freaky balloon animal clown chicks. (If you get a missing image, just click it for the big size. They still haven't addressed that problem at that site.)

I'm Sorry

I'm really sorry to be the one that causes this aural and visual thing to be entered into your consciousness. Have fun keeping your lunch down.

Porsche 550 Spyder

This thing is a blast to drive when it's all hopped up and stuff. At Le Mans, coming onto the front straight.



Heading for the Mulsanne Straight, where I got it up to 148mph. And I didn't even pull a James Dean.



Maybe I did pull a James Dean, because I've got no legs to work the pedals! Augh!

Seeburg 1000 Background Music System

This thing is so damn cool! Watch how the top and bottom axles rotate in opposite directions so the grooves are going the right way for the tonearm. And watch for the entire stack to rise back to the top. I wonder how many stores I heard one of these in?



The guy couldn't figure out that he needed to loosen those wing nuts, which allow the spring suspension to absorb the shocks of him closing the door too hard. And that annoying voice! Where are his brothers Daryll and Daryll?

Mad Magazine

It's what all the smart guys in the future will read.



Kim got me this Schecter Hellraiser in Black Cherry for my birthday. Can't believe they finally had one in stock that didn't have bats on the fretboard. Coil taps on the volume knobs (yes, 2 knobs so I can go all Ace Frehley with the pickup switch).

How Hard Can It Be?

We use FileMaker Pro for tracking our bugs at work. It's shared among developers and testers/support. If one person is editing a record, nobody else can use that record; can't even scroll a scrolling text field if it contains more text than is visible (which is a pretty stupid UI peculiarity). Everybody knows this, but it seems like I'm the only person who remembers it when I use the db. Everybody else will leave records "active" and then go do something else or even go home for the day, preventing everybody else from being able to edit it. We've used the same db since about 1998, yet people still do this on a daily basis and I have to send them a message asking if they're done editing the bug, when I really know they just aren't using their goddamn brain. Like right now I'm looking at a bug that's assigned to me and nobody has any business editing, yet somebody in Peoria clicked into it or something and now I can't do a fucking thing.

I'm just bitching. This pisses me off. Ah! 21 minutes later he finally gets my email and clicks out of the bug.

The Bride Wore White

Everything was white.

For Blowing

That's what her lips are for.