Skittle Pool and Other Really Important Things

I had Skittle Pool, but I don't recall this commercial.

You'll have to do some mental time shifting when you watch this one, because of the shitty way so many YouTube videos get their audio so out of sync with the video. But it's worth it in the last portion of the Uniroyal commercial featuring 2 priests. Such unfortunate lines they gave them, but so hilarious. And they're sitting so close to each other, then the younger one gives that look. Were Uni, Roy, and Al actual stunt drivers? They sure didn't speak like actors.

Here's a rare gem. It's video shot during the making of a McDonald's commercial in 1973. Howard Morris was the director. Yes, Ernest T. Bass. Hear him actually sound cranky and say "sit down and shut up, please." Wow, Captain Crook—forgot about him. How could I? That's one creepy damn face with those fake eyes.

Do they still wear those far out hats at Burger King? I don't know because I hate their food and their whole image. If not, they should. Go back to that image and drop the stupid plastic king head.

Yeah, I'm just sittin' here waiting for Creator to build on my G5. Takes quite a while on that "old" dual–core PowerPC. Also waiting for Kim to get home. She had to go to goddamn Walmart in AK. Her return trip got routed to Dallas. Um, that's the wrong direction, airplane people.