Loot & Pillage for Jesus

Loot! Pillage! Loot! Pillage! (1 or 2 of you will get that.) So any way, here's an overweight double amputee pirate who—along with his friend Uncle Sam and some ventriloquist dummies—had a cable show to brainwash kids into being christians and recorded an album of christian pirate songs and stories. You can't make this shit up. You must watch the video. Jesus demands it. And yeah, you can also download the album. I'm sure it'll be good for a laugh or two, if only for the hi–res album cover scan.