Lawndozer

Now that I think about it, yes, I would rather plow snow from the comfort of my house. And those days when the temp is in the 90s and the humidity is nearing seventeen–thousand percent, I'd just as soon not go out there and mow the lawn. That's where this remote controlled lawn mower comes into play, cuz you can also put a snow blade on it. Add a really long robot arm and it could even wash a car. Or suction cups for scaling walls and washing windows. And lasers! A flamethrower! Minigun!