A Geek

I never knew Pee–Chee folders came in any color other than, well, peach, which was really more of a orange–yellow. This blue one looks like the seller inadvertently inverted the image—it just looks wrong, as do all the other colors.

I had one that I got on a trade with some other stuff from Jamie Bermel in 4th grade. It didn't take long for all the people on it to gain mustaches, zits, glasses, funny speech balloons, etc. It's probably still around somewhere.

And while you're over at eBay, Leo, you'll need this Star Trek beach towel that features Spock blasting a 3–headed snake. Now that's just mean!