Eau de Kirk

Let the Star Trek licensing frenzy begin. I can imagine that, yeah, maybe Captain James Tiberius Kirk would have a smell that women would be drawn to and somebody would want to bottle and sell it. But the odor of a red shirt? Wouldn't that just smell like imminent death? Or blood? Or charred flesh from an alien weapon blast? The 3rd fragrance is Ponn Farr, the Vulcan equivalent of going into heat. Again, not something I'd like to smell.