Cuff Links

If I had these cuff links, not only would I buy a new dress shirt that isn't 15 years old, but I might even dress up every goddamn day. The ass end of the '59 Impala is my favorite ass end ever. Yes, even more than Natalie Portman's or Shawn Johnson's Nastia Liukin's (there we go—I like her's much better than Shawn's, not that I've been thinking about it all this time:).