Arnold Ziffel, USAF

I was at the Chanhassen post office today. They're a friendly, lively bunch there. The customer next to me was asking if there were any restrictions when mailing to a serviceman overseas. The clerk helping me told her that you can't ship pork to middle–eastern countries because if they touch it, they think they'll go to hell. He was wearing a black Santa hat. Then he said quietly to me, "so if we fill some bombers with pork and drop it on them, they'd pretty much scatter, right? Sounds like a quick solution to me." I laughed.