The Sorrows

I stumbled onto this video. It's so clean - I'm not sure if it's video or film, but I'm guessing film because of the resolution and the bright lights aren't ghosting. I love love love that snare drum. Damn! And everybody being a little out of tune kinda fits. Although the bass player gets out of whack at one point and sounds like he's a fret too low. Either his bass quickly goes out of tune by a lot or he really is hitting wrong notes.

Xmas Cheer

This Harrods employee needs to be more gruntled.

Fatties Abound

46.3 of America is considered obese, leading the world in grossness. Yeah! America! Fuck yeah!

Evans Heads

Who's the guy that designs and builds machines that make things? I want that job.

Cherry Blossom

Would this poster make you want to see the movie? Not me. I'm not into freaky balloon animal clown chicks. (If you get a missing image, just click it for the big size. They still haven't addressed that problem at that site.)

I'm Sorry

I'm really sorry to be the one that causes this aural and visual thing to be entered into your consciousness. Have fun keeping your lunch down.

Porsche 550 Spyder

This thing is a blast to drive when it's all hopped up and stuff. At Le Mans, coming onto the front straight.



Heading for the Mulsanne Straight, where I got it up to 148mph. And I didn't even pull a James Dean.



Maybe I did pull a James Dean, because I've got no legs to work the pedals! Augh!

Seeburg 1000 Background Music System

This thing is so damn cool! Watch how the top and bottom axles rotate in opposite directions so the grooves are going the right way for the tonearm. And watch for the entire stack to rise back to the top. I wonder how many stores I heard one of these in?



The guy couldn't figure out that he needed to loosen those wing nuts, which allow the spring suspension to absorb the shocks of him closing the door too hard. And that annoying voice! Where are his brothers Daryll and Daryll?