Bob 1 Hand Injury

Bob Mothersbaugh sliced his thumb to the bone. Yikes! Maybe they could just glue a pick onto it.

Failed Circus Acts

This might hurt.

Teach 'em Young

Teach kids from an early age that it's OK to be fat, lazy hogs, overeat lots and lots of shitty food, and drive little carts around in a store. That kid'll be drunk, dirty, and pregnant by the time she's 15, if she can hold out that long. I bet she can already quote entire Larry the Cable Guy routines from having watched the DVDs over and over while munching on boxes of Ding Dongs and drinking 2 liter bottles of cheap WalMart pop.

*hic*

We did this song back in the Dial Tones. Too bad I didn't think of adding those funny sneezes and hiccup. Those are so funny!



This thing has a whole bunch of music videos just like this. Sunny D & Rum (Yum Yum) is sure to be racing up the charts soon.

Rap "Artist" "Helped" "Prevent" "Suicide"

HA! I say again, HA! This thug has been in trouble for weapons and drugs, and now some suicidal guy decides not to kill himself because some rapper said he could talk to him if he came down? Gimme a break. This is a total marketing ploy to show how nice and good this piece of shit is.

Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster

I had a hankerin' to watch this again a couple weeks ago, realized I didn't have it, and luckily found it at B&N. It's one of my favorite Godzilla movies. I remember wanting to see it so badly when it first came out. It was playing as a double feature at the Washington drive–in. I can't remember what the other movie was, but it was the perfect compliment to it. I pleaded my parents to take me, but it never happened. I was so pissed. It took decades before I finally saw it.

William Shatner, Humble Genius

From an interview in TIME, Oct. 4, 2010:

If you could share a secret about yourself, what would it be?

The secret is, I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. I don’t really know what I’m doing in anything: relationships, driving, talking to you.

Cars of the Rich and Famous (in Their Own Minds)

Black guys like to take big ugly 4–doors and make them even uglier by painting their favorite food logos all over them and adding big stupid wheels in matching colors. It's usually stuff like Skittles or Reeses. Aren't these choices a little obvious? I'm waiting for the Colt 45 and Kool Filter Kings cars next.

Stephen J. Cannell Died

That's too bad. He created some of the best TV shows around. Well, except The A Team. Couldn't stand that one.